Category: Newspaper Columns

Newspaper columns that I have written for the Fern Ridge Review in Veneta, Oregon and the Creswell Chronicle in Creswell, Oregon. I began writing them for the Fern Ridge Review on August 4, 2010; on December 6, 2012, the Creswell Chronicle began printing them, as well. I am still the Lorane columnist for both papers.

Sweet Lorane Community News, May 5, 2022

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Sweet Lorane Community News
May 5, 2022
By Pat Edwards

Well, I feel like we’re living in Oregon again. This spring, with all of its spring rains interspersed by a few warmer, sunny days, seems familiar. We haven’t had one of these in awhile and although I’m not a huge fan of long strings of wet, rainy days when I’m wanting to get out and work in the yard, I’m thankful that maybe this might mean that we won’t be experiencing drought conditions this summer. Fingers crossed.

Yesterday, it was 73 degrees and I ventured outside in shirt sleeves to clean out the bird feeders I had left out over the winter. I brought them in, cleaned them up and took them outside again for the birds that I knew had been waiting for them for quite some time. I really neglected my little feathered friends this year, I’m afraid. It didn’t take them long to find the feeders and there were a lot of Black-headed Grosbeaks, House Finches and Sparrows enjoying the fresh food this morning. I need to get my hummingbird feeder out today.

For me, and for many of my friends, one of the biggest perks of being on the verge of becoming an octogenarian is the joy that having so many young great grandchildren, living close-by, brings to our lives. The transition that comes with aging and, in our case, the sale of the business that we had for over 44 years, has seemed a bit difficult to transcend. Accepting the limitations that infirmities put on us as well as dealing with the times that we are living in is not easy.

But fortunately, several years ago, with the arrival of our first great-grandbabies (they now number 12), I turned one of our extra bedrooms into a playroom for the littles. I equipped it with a miniature bright-blue card table with red, blue, green and yellow folding chairs for putting puzzles together or looking at books. They also have a well-used easel with a blackboard and eraser on which they practice their writing and artwork and I’ve filled it with toys and stuffed animals that they love to play with. Their favorites are an antique wooden dog pull toy that has obediently followed each of the kids around the whole house over the years; then there’s the toy “popcorn-popper” on wheels that is pushed over the same routes. “Rock ‘n Roll Elmo” and Gi-Gi, as they all call me, have taught many one year olds how to dance along with Elmo’s music to be had with a push of the red button. They’ve learned to fit stars and squares and ovals into the correct holes in a plastic ball while honing their hand-eye coordination skills and watched their little battery-operated car bump into Gi-Gi’s toes. Papa (Jim) has a fitness vibrating deck that they love to stand on while listening to their little voices, singing and vibrating “Aaaah…!” Giggles are contagious.

Because each of our littles have multiple grandparents and great-grandparents, Jim and I are “Gi-Gi” and “Papa” to them—or more correctly, for a couple of them, we are now combined to a singular “Gigipapa.” We’re told that when passing our house or even the intersection that leads to our house in a car, they point to it, exclaiming “Gigipapa’s house!”

“Huddie Buddy”aka Hudson Scott Haxby

While on a weekend outing to the coast with his family, our little great-grandson, Hudson, who won’t be two years old until late July, surprised his parents by pointing out every car in the parking lot that had a Ford emblem on it—and even as they passed a Ford dealership in Newport—by excitedly saying “Gigipapa!” We have a Ford Edge, so apparently all things Ford are “Gigipapa” in his eyes.

So, our blessings are spilling over the top. Those big smiles and excited hugs we get in greeting from each of them as they come over to visit before heading straight back to the playroom, make up for so much of the other “stuff” of life.

Harper, Shiloh, Cora and Hayden Furlong

Hudson and Sawyer Haxby

 

 

 

 

 

Calliope Stevens

 

Axel and Cieran Wilson

 

 

 

 

 

Kai and Landon Mulder (with parents, Bethany and Cameron Mulder)

 

 

 

 

 

And, for those who have been wondering, Jim and I—just the two of us—have made plans to fly to Boston in late September where we will take an 8-day “Fall-color” bus tour of the New England states. It’s a first step in the beginning of our full retirement, and we’re going to make the most of it, by golly, knowing that there will be a lot of hugs waiting for us upon our return.

Sweet Lorane Community News, April 28, 2022

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Sweet Lorane Community News
April 28, 2022
By Pat Edwards

This week I’ve had a couple of comments from my readers that my columns have been a bit sparse lately. Recently, life has interceded personally in ways that have prevented me from focusing on my writing, so I ask your forgiveness and patience.

Our family has been dealing with a major loss, and for the past week, I have been dealing with a really nasty version of the familiar sinus colds that used to grab hold of me once a year or so. They historically cycle through a whole series of symptoms including raging headaches, the inability to breath through my nose, coughing and the continuing “sinus torrent” that ends up causing me to go through boxes of Kleenex. I thought that I had finally “outgrown” them—I haven’t had one like that in years, but this one caught up with me and seemed to be saying, “Let’s make up for lost time.”

Fortunately, I’m able to breath again, the headaches are gone, and I’m able to sleep at night. The torrent has slowed down to a little more than a trickle, although Mother Nature, with all her pollen, is prolonging that. I tested negative several times for Covid, and thankfully, my vaccinations and boosters are doing everything I had hoped they would, so that was welcome news.

So, for this week, I’m just going to apologize and hope that I truly have “outgrown” this very unwelcome spring event. I’m ready to go out and enjoy some sunshine, fresh air and all of the work that is awaiting me in the yard.

Happy Spring everyone!

Sweet Lorane Community News, April 21, 2022

Fern Ridge-Tribune News
Creswell Chronicle
Sweet Lorane Community News
April 21, 2022
By Pat Edwards

Our local communities are beginning to come alive after our long period of COVID mandates and social distancing. How exciting!

Rob Herbison, who lives in Lorane with his family, has posted the following notice: “I was granted permission to start holding some weekly open gyms. The first one will be Wednesday, April 27, at the Applegate Elementary School gymnasium in Crow. We will start around 6:45 p.m. and go for about 1½ to 2 hours. Right now we are a bunch of Dads wanting to get together and play, but anyone in the Crow-Applegate-Lorane School District is welcome to attend. It will be recreational and is not intended to be super-competitive play.” I don’t have a contact number for Rob, but he can be reached through his postings on either the Lorane or Crow Community Facebook pages.

There are also a couple of upcoming events to note in both the Lorane and Crow granges. With the elections approaching, the Lane County Commissioner Candidates Public Forum is one we all need to put on our calendars. It will be held at the Lorane Grange on Thursday, April 28, at 7:00 p.m. The participating candidates will be those running to represent Western Lane County. It’s a perfect means of getting to know who is running and how they will represent us. Be sure to join us .

After a 2-year hiatus, the Applegate Booster Club’s 3rd Annual “Ohana Dance” will take place at the Applegate gymnasium on Friday, April 29, from 6:30 p.m. until 8:30 p.m. Be sure to don your leis, grass skirt, floral shirt and join in this fun, family event. Light desserts and refreshments will be provided. Tickets are on sale at the Applegate Elementary School office for $5 per couple or $10 for a whole family. It’s open to the public. For more info, contact Marissa Cooper at 541-517-6608.

The Crow Grange is again sponsoring its popular Mother’s Day Breakfast again this year, to be held on Sunday, May 8, 2022, from 8:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. It will be a sit-down meal this year since the COVID restrictions have been lifted, but I believe that Connie Suing also said that “to go” breakfasts would also be available for those who want them that way. The menu includes pancakes or biscuits and gravy, eggs, sausage, fruit, coffee and juice. The suggested donation is $5.00 per meal.

The Crow Grange is also sponsoring another series of Line Dancing Classes which were to begin this past Saturday, April 23, from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m. I don’t have the future schedule available, but you can contact Connie Suing if you have questions. For these classes, no dance experience is needed. You don’t have to come with a partner and ages high school through adult are welcome. There’s a $5 donation and water bottles are provided. I understand that the Western line dances that they’ve done in the past are being expanded to those line dances done around the world. They will review the Western dances they’ve done in the past, however. Be sure to wear comfortable clothing, soft-soled shoes and be ready to have some fun.

It’s good to see all of these activities taking place again. They’ve really been missed.